Things my hands have touched today:

20 matchbox cars
40 pieces of broken plastic piece of crap toy parking garage
6 bouncy balls
4 blankets
2 toddler-sized stuffed dogs
3 coats
7 socks
9 pillows
1 bruised hip (my own)
6 dirty sippy cups
4 dirty regular cups
9 dirty plates
5 dirty gladware containers and lids
2 sautee pans
1 sauce pan
3 full laundry baskets (3 times each)
4 lint balls
3 full grocery sacks
2 soiled diapers
1 muddy, dog saliva-covered rubber ball (20-30 times)
7 bloody napkins
1 bloody sweatshirt (size 4T)
1 blood and booger-covered miniature knight's lance
0 glasses of wine