The joke's on me

I was in the shower, and Bryce came in to use the potty. Always needing to fill any silence, he starts a conversation with me . Please remember, he’s only 4, and I’m in the shower.

"Dad, do you like hot water?"

"You bet I do! I love hot water!"

"Then get ready, cause I’m gonna flush the toilet!"

"Bryce! Don’t flush! Don’t flush the toilet!"

Sinister, maniacal laughter. Then he flushed. And laughed again. And ran.