Fringe Facts

The following Fringe Facts are offered as enertainment only, and are without warranties, implied or explicit. No animals were mistreated in the making or observation of these Facts. All Facts were true and correct at the time of posting, unless otherwise noted, or unless they were made up. These Facts are an equal opportunity offender in regards to race, creed, color, national origin, religion (or lack thereof), sex (or lack thereof), or gender (or confusion thereof).

Fringe Facts:

177 - Average dollars spent per month on electricity.

96 - Combined age of all Home on the Fringe occupants.

56 - Teeth in the household that have received braces.

27 - Trips up the stairs so far today (it's only noon after all).

18 - Months there were two children simultaneously wearing diapers.

16 - Times the mortgage has been paid via unemployment benefits following layoffs.

10 - Eggs that need to be consumed in the next 24 hours before passing the expiration date.

9 - Jobs held by Fringe adults since marriage 6 1/2 years ago.

8 - Unfinished books on Fringe adult night stands.

5 - Conventional mainstream churches attended (when looking for a spiritual home).

4 - Cans of green beans Fringe dog consumes in a week.

3 - Layoffs survived by Fringe adults.

2 - Hangnails clipped in the last 24 hours.

0 - Spiritual homes found attending conventional mainstream churches.