This is for our Canadian readers.

I know you all think I'm just a big complainer, always exaggerating the current conditions, making those surrounding me out to be big nuisances, full of idiotic logic and baseless paranoia. This time I took pictures. Is THIS weather worth cancelling mock ACT tests and closing down churches for? Tell them, my Canadian friends. Tell them how stupid they are.

Good god, can you drive on all this cold white stuff?! Only sort of?! CLOSE EVERYTHING DOWN! NOW!